Discussion in 'Voyager' started by Koinek, Jan 5, 2009.
Any ones about floating beach balls/colourful floating onions always make giggle...
Neelix: I admit my dismount was a little sloppy Mr. Vulcan, but after all, you pinched my neck a little.
Tuvok: I was only exploring the...uh...Talaxian neck trick...but you appear to be immune (shudder).
``Don't fight it, Mister Vulcan! It's a lot of fun turning into a frog. See? Ribbit, ribbit! Ribbit! Ribbit!''
Tuvok: When I said I enjoyed your company, this isn't what I meant...
Mr Neelix, there is no tongue in CPR.
Pon Farr, Day 3. Mr Neelix decided it was his turn on top.
"But it's too big!! This compartment doesn't make sense compared to the exterior!!"
"Tuvok, get a hold of yourself!"
"It won't even fit in the shuttlebay!!! Waaaaaaahhh!!!"
Neelix: "You're over a hundred, and that was your first time doing anal?"
Neelix: "Sick Bay, I need an emergency medical team outside Conduit B, Deck Twelve. And you can tell the Captain I found out who installed the peephole in her shower."
Neelix: "Right, I forgot. You're allergic to peanuts."
Neelix: "If you install in-toilet cameras in the Captain's quarters, you must remember Chakotay comes over to play pinochle on Tuesdays."
Neelix: "Tuvok, this episode's alien-of-the-week has already been chosen and so you don't need to alter your forehead."
After the demise of "Cooking With Neelix," Neelix decided to try his hand at a ship wide broadcast of gay Talaxian-on-Vulcan porn.
Ethan Phillips: "Tim, did your vision of the future reveal anything about my career after the show ends? Huh?"
Tuvok: Get... me... some... WATER
Neelix: WATER MY ASS! GET THIS GUY SOME PEPTO-BISMOL!
All good things must come to an end. Closing per OP's request.
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