VFWCC #10 - Happy New Captions!

Discussion in 'Star Trek: Voyager' started by Koinek, Jan 5, 2009.

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  1. Lucy of Nine

    Lucy of Nine Commander Red Shirt

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    Any ones about floating beach balls/colourful floating onions always make giggle...
     
  2. Velocity

    Velocity Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    Neelix: I admit my dismount was a little sloppy Mr. Vulcan, but after all, you pinched my neck a little.
    Tuvok: I was only exploring the...uh...Talaxian neck trick...but you appear to be immune (shudder).
     
  3. Nebusj

    Nebusj Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    ``Don't fight it, Mister Vulcan! It's a lot of fun turning into a frog. See? Ribbit, ribbit! Ribbit! Ribbit!''
     
  4. Spock-2012

    Spock-2012 Lieutenant Red Shirt

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    Tuvok: When I said I enjoyed your company, this isn't what I meant...
     
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    Mr Neelix, there is no tongue in CPR.
     
  6. Candlelight

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    Pon Farr, Day 3. Mr Neelix decided it was his turn on top.
     
  7. Candlelight

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    "But it's too big!! This compartment doesn't make sense compared to the exterior!!"
    "Tuvok, get a hold of yourself!"
    "It won't even fit in the shuttlebay!!! Waaaaaaahhh!!!"
     
  8. Shatmandu

    Shatmandu Vice Admiral Admiral

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    Neelix: "You're over a hundred, and that was your first time doing anal?"
     
  9. Shatmandu

    Shatmandu Vice Admiral Admiral

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    Neelix: "Sick Bay, I need an emergency medical team outside Conduit B, Deck Twelve. And you can tell the Captain I found out who installed the peephole in her shower."
     
  10. Rat Boy

    Rat Boy Vice Admiral Admiral

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    Neelix: "Right, I forgot. You're allergic to peanuts."
     
  11. Shatmandu

    Shatmandu Vice Admiral Admiral

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    Neelix: "If you install in-toilet cameras in the Captain's quarters, you must remember Chakotay comes over to play pinochle on Tuesdays."
     
  12. scottydog

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    Neelix: "Tuvok, this episode's alien-of-the-week has already been chosen and so you don't need to alter your forehead."
     
  13. Turd Ferguson

    Turd Ferguson Commodore Commodore

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    After the demise of "Cooking With Neelix," Neelix decided to try his hand at a ship wide broadcast of gay Talaxian-on-Vulcan porn.
     
  14. Shatmandu

    Shatmandu Vice Admiral Admiral

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    Ethan Phillips: "Tim, did your vision of the future reveal anything about my career after the show ends? Huh?"
     
  15. jongredic

    jongredic Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    Tuvok: Get... me... some... WATER
    Neelix: WATER MY ASS! GET THIS GUY SOME PEPTO-BISMOL!
     
  16. kimc

    kimc Coffee Mod Admiral

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    All good things must come to an end. Closing per OP's request.
     
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