VFWCC #10 - Happy New Captions!

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  1. Koinek

    Koinek Vice Admiral Admiral

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    And it's for another Weekly Voyager Forum Caption Competition! :) Yea I know it's a little less than weekly these days but we'll keep quiet about that for now. :shifty:

    First, let's announce the winners from VFWCC #9:
    The honorable mention goes to:
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    Well done Triskelion, you're really good at these.

    And the winner is: *drumroll*
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    Congratulations Shatmandu, you win the Woimy Squoimy Prize for Voyager Excellence for this week:
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    And now for image number 10:
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  2. Lucy of Nine

    Lucy of Nine Commander Red Shirt

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    Unfortunately for Tuvok, whilst they were trapped in the shuttle, Neelix's version of the Elogium occured, requiring him to mate with whoever was closest to him, or die.
     
  3. The Laughing Vulcan

    The Laughing Vulcan Admiral Admiral

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    Following Neelix's unique resolution of the unfortunate choking incident, Tuvok made it a priority to teach him the Heimlich manouevre.
     
  4. scottydog

    scottydog Admiral Admiral

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    Tuvok: "Ouch! Now I know why they call you Neelix."

    Neelix: "Because it is a traditional Telaxian name?"

    Tuvok: "No, because your knee is on my groin."
     
  5. Mistral

    Mistral Vice Admiral Admiral

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    "Stop struggling, Mr. Vulcan. I am going to kiss you!"
     
  6. scottydog

    scottydog Admiral Admiral

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    Neelix: "I thought that Vulcans never lie."
     
  7. Scoobysnacks

    Scoobysnacks Lieutenant Junior Grade Red Shirt

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    Neelix: "Hold still, Tuvok! Look, I spun the bottle, and it landed on you. Them's the rules!"
    Tuvok: "I studied those rules extensively Mr. Neelix. We specifically said no tongue!"
     
  8. 26138

    26138 Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    Neelix: Don't worry Mr. Vulcan, I'll be gentle... :devil:
     
  9. Mistral

    Mistral Vice Admiral Admiral

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    I seem to have started a theme:lol:
     
  10. Piper

    Piper Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    After asking the producers to up the sex appeal for Voyager's fourth season, UPN executives were less than impressed with the first results
     
  11. Koinek

    Koinek Vice Admiral Admiral

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    Before finding Jeri Ryan, UPN's initial efforts to increase Voyager's sex appeal were not successful.
     
  12. Rat Boy

    Rat Boy Vice Admiral Admiral

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    Neelix: "Too much garlic?"
     
  13. Diesel Micky Dolenz

    Diesel Micky Dolenz Captain Captain

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    Neelix: "My apologies, Mr. Vulcan! I thought all species kept their genitals on their knees!"
     
  14. scottydog

    scottydog Admiral Admiral

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    Neelix: "I knew you'd be floored by my latest dish."
     
  15. Triskelion

    Triskelion Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    Thanks for the honorable mention Killer Koinek!

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    Oh God, no, no Neelix. No. Pon Farr is not contagious. No.

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    Later reviews slammed Tuvok and Neelix's modern dance rendition On the Threshhold of Elogium.
     
  16. voyagerfan

    voyagerfan Lieutenant Commander Red Shirt

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    Mr Vulcan, why do you look angry and you say your emotions are under control.


    Neelix, I believe that you have got your body where it is not wanted!


    Neelix - ah! in Telax, we use this as a greeting which is deemed most honourable amongst my people. Sorry Mr Vulcan.


    Intercom - Bridge to Tuvok, you are needed on the bridge
     
  17. scottydog

    scottydog Admiral Admiral

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    Neelix: "In the last caption contest, wasn't Seven lying on her back just like you are now?"

    Tuvok: "Yes, but the similarity ends there. If I see even one caption about my breasts, I will apply the Vulcan death grip."
     
  18. DBR

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    Neelix: "Mr. Vulcan, on Talaxia, or whatever my planet was called, it is customary to tickle the sick when they are ill, to "funrun" the disease out of you.... Oh my fucking god, are these the best lines you fools can WRITE FOR MY CHARACTER?!?!"

    Director: "Cut."
     
  19. Shatmandu

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    Neelix: "Perhaps some Aldeberan waffles would perk you up, Tuvok?"
     
  20. Rat Boy

    Rat Boy Vice Admiral Admiral

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    Neelix: "Calm down Mr. Vulcan, calm down. I see the floating beach ball, too."
     
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