UFP Anthem

Discussion in 'General Trek Discussion' started by Rush Limborg, Mar 3, 2009.

  1. Deranged Nasat

    Deranged Nasat Vice Admiral Admiral

    This was originally a thread about the Federation. Slowly, stealthily yet boldly, the Cardassians have taken control. Okay, onto the next thread...we'll take the whole forum!
     
  2. Plecostomus

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    Little do you know you and your "friends" have built your little empire in a ROMULAN holodeck.
     
  3. Herkimer Jitty

    Herkimer Jitty Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    Well, looks like we've all been outmaneuvered by T'Bonz and her cunning intellect.
     
  4. Ríu ríu chíu

    Ríu ríu chíu Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    Ah, but that's just what she wants you to think. T'Bonz is actually a Cardassian double agent. :devil:
     
  5. Plecostomus

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    That's what she wants YOU to think... once she has the access codes to the Cardassian defense network she'll "delete" your puny empire once and for all!
     
  6. Thor Damar

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    I am pleased to see that our fine agents and Guls have been...refining our advanced military tactics for the present conflict.

    Soon every thing will be in place...:devil:
     
  7. CorporalClegg

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    I just hope I don't end up in a Cardie prison. I like all my teeth were they are.
     
  8. Herkimer Jitty

    Herkimer Jitty Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    Cardassians don't pull out all your teeth.

    Just one or two, for identification purposes.
     
  9. Thor Damar

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    If you are a loyal friend to the union you will have nothing to fear. If not...well agent Neryrs Ghemor has hinted at what would happen.

    As for the Romulans? As of 09:00 hours Central Command time both Romulus and Cardassia have signed a join pact againist the awful tyranny of Rick Rolling and have pledged to fight together in order to eradicate this scourge from the Galaxy forever.

    (also Herkimer Jitty is correct, it is only your upper molars that are taken by the state, for the purpose of citizen identification. As to what actually goes on in a Cardassian POW camp? I'm afraid that information is classifed.)
     
  10. Plecostomus

    Plecostomus Commodore

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    Aw these Cardies are so CUTE no wonder the Dominion wiped the floor with ya'll.
     
  11. CorporalClegg

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    Hey. Some of those Cardie women got it goin' ON!.
     
  12. TheWifeOfBrian

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  13. CorporalClegg

    CorporalClegg Admiral Admiral

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    The Collective can kiss my ass.
     
  14. TheWifeOfBrian

    TheWifeOfBrian Lieutenant Commander

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    *extends assimilation tube*

    **Bend Over. Resistance Is Futile.**
     
  15. CorporalClegg

    CorporalClegg Admiral Admiral

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    You'd like that wouldn't you?
     
  16. TheWifeOfBrian

    TheWifeOfBrian Lieutenant Commander

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    **Unit Designated as CorporalClegg Has Been Found Irrelevant And Not Worthy Of Assimilation. Further Communications Will Result In Destruction of Unit Designated As CorporalClegg. Resistance Is Futile. **
     
  17. CorporalClegg

    CorporalClegg Admiral Admiral

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    So even the Borg know the fine art of "Spin?"
     
  18. TheWifeOfBrian

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    **You Are Irrelevent. Stop Communicating With Us. Resistance Is Futile, Move Along Now... Good day then. Carry on.**


     
  19. Nerys Ghemor

    Nerys Ghemor Vice Admiral Admiral

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    Indeed.

    Clegg, your first lesson is that words like "Cardie" and "spoonhead"--or any other reference to us that is not "Cardassian"--is highly improper.

    We of the Order will be watching to make sure you exercise caution. Our previous commander was not so careful when it came to the Romulans--but make no mistake, we have learned from that unfortunate experience and we will not allow a repeat.

    It is the first molar of any Cardassian that is taken. As for foreigners...whichever molar we determine is in the best condition shall be taken.
     
  20. Thor Damar

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    ^I am in complete agreement with the Order and look forward to working with them for the glory of Cardassia.

    {Starts investigating possible Obsidian Order agents in Central Command}