Twilight actress Cheating Scandal: Together again!

Discussion in 'TV & Media' started by chardman, Sep 19, 2012.

  1. Dream

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    Anyone starting to get the impression that My Name Is Legion is a Kristen Stewart fan? :)
     
  2. teacake

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    I think they bear an uncanny resemblance. And no, I'm not talking about Legion.
     
  3. Dream

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    That makes this entire scandal even more creepy!:eek:
     
  4. Admiral Buzzkill

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    Nah. We all know, though, that Rob Pattinson is her biggest fan - and deservedly so. He pretty much owes his career to being cast with her. :)
     
  5. teacake

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    I know! And they are both so unattractive! To me, anyway. But I'm not into that dead bored scrawny look, too many heroin use associations.
     
  6. Guy Gardener

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    Men marry to have sex.

    Women marry to have some one to talk to.

    This is why only same sex marriages work.
     
  7. Dream

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    So chardman hasn't posted anything new yet? Is he is too busy throwing eggs at other people's faces and quickly running away before that person can respond?
     
  8. teacake

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    Don't worry Dream, you'll always have me.
     
  9. teacake

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    I don't think I could hack being married to a woman with this formula as I like my long talking free times. Being under pressure to provide the talking fulfillment sounds horrible.
     
  10. Admiral Buzzkill

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    I'm sure you can find chardman in TNZ, if it's an honest question. ;)
     
  11. Guy Gardener

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    Men divorce to have someone else to have sex with.

    Women divorce to have someone else to talk to.

    This is why no one should get married.
     
  12. the G-man

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    Quoted for the ever Lovin blue eyed truth
     
  13. Guy Gardener

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    Double the Christmas and Birthday Presents?

    Quadruple if the new step parents think that they have to buy some love too.

    They'll be fine.
     
  14. Dream

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    You implying that women don't like sex?:guffaw:
     
  15. Dream

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    What's wrong with listening? That doesn't sound too difficult to do.
     
  16. teacake

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    If I can't hack listening to my female friends I don't think I want a wife.
     
  17. Dream

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    Better to not get married than end up getting divorce huh?;)
     
  18. teacake

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    So I've been sitting here imagining being married to my female friends, tried out each one. Wanted to kill myself. Took all the blathering about fat, kids, exercise, self fulfillment, aging, traffic and shopping and added making me do stuff and yelling about my clutter. It was horrible! It would NOT be worth sex to have that all day, all evening, in constant texts and when I want to just sit down and do something mindless.

    Now maybe it is so fantastic being married to your own gender that this doesn't happen. OR maybe it happens X 2 and suffocates you.
     
  19. chardman

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    Berating me for not revisiting a thread that neither of us had posted in since September of last year, and which would have remained dead had you not reanimated its corpse? Classy move.

    I haven't posted anything new because I haven't had anything I thought worth posting about the topic, as there's nothing about the topic I find even vaguely interesting.

    I didn't run away, quickly or otherwise. I simply sauntered away out of sheer boredom, and saw no reason to return until now. You see, who's fucking whom in the entertainment industry is simply too boring a topic to hold my interest for very long. Heck, I'd even forgotten that this thread even existed, let alone that I'd created it in the first place (primarily to poke fun of the over-the-top manufactured outrage that permeated the previous thread on this non-topic).

    I only returned to it now because someone in TNZ pointed out that someone was dabbling in thread necromancy, and had resurrected the long-dead thread, and posted a particularly deluded quote from the new post. And said quote was so entertainingly batshit crazy that I simply had to investigate. But to my disappointment, I find pretty much the same old players as last time, spouting the same prudish nonsense as last time, and, well, I'm bored again already, and see no reason to stick around. Same as last time.

    If ya ever want me to chuck eggs at your face, feel free to join us in TNZ. I promise I won't "run away".
     
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  20. Dream

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    I'm not sure how it is that much better for gay people that marry. I would imagine they would have the same problems as straight couples!
     

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