Tuvix - dumbest character in star trek history?

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  1. teacake

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    By sloppy seconds you mean the whole of Enterprise D? Because that's what Deanna forbade Lwaxana from hitting on :lol:

    I can't remember the viagra planet. What episode was this? I suspect it would be one of my least watched eps ever.
     
  2. The Borg Queen

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    I would have ended the episode with both Neelix and Tuvok giving Captain Kathy a really dirty look.

    Disgust mixed with contempt, disappointment and loss of confidence.

    Fade out to credits.
     
  3. teacake

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    So you think Tuvok and Neelix were happier as one?
     
  4. R. Star

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    Suder killed a real person and his punishment was just to be told to go to his room effectively.

    Funny how murder isn't a capital crime in Janeway's book but cowardice is.
     
  5. Guy Gardener

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    Viagra planet = Ba'ku.

    Star Trek Insurrection.

    Everyone was becoming younger and erotic.

    IRL, TV Guide told me, that TPTB told Pat Stewart that if he was getting Younger then he would have wear a rug, Pat said "Fuck that" and an argument continued for weeks until he finally compromised that his character would be caught up in the intergalactic dance of youth: The Mambo.
     
  6. The Borg Queen

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    No, but they'd both have first-person experience of exactly how Tuvix felt because they were Tuvix.
     
  7. teacake

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    We don't really know what their experience was though.. they might remember being trapped inside Tuvix screaming to individuate.
     
  8. teacake

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    Oh THAT. The firmness :lol:
     
  9. Guy Gardener

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    I like my plush.

    No bodies body wants to be firm, it's a war you can't win, all those fucks in the gym, and running for hours a day after work... if they sit down for a year and eat nothing but dorritos, all that fitness and health and firmness isn't not going to stick.

    firm is a fleeting fair-weather friend.

    flab and rolls, you can depend on in the worst of times to keep you warm and comfortable.
     
  10. teacake

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    Yes but it's breasts that Crusher and Troi were talking about, something you cannot firm with all the gymrat work in the world.
     
  11. Guy Gardener

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    They'll invent boob-viagra someday.

    lets think about this.

    What turns milk into icecream?
     
  12. teacake

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    KNEADING. Oh wait, that's churning.
     
  13. Guy Gardener

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    I think we both know that no amount of kneading makes breasts bigger, in fact mostly it just pushes them back in.

    What about curds and whey?

    It's amazingly scientific watching porridge stiffen.
     
  14. teacake

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    I'm pretty sure the Borg have the answer. They must have pimped out 7 before sending her off to make a bridge to humanity. They would have known what they had to do to add to her appeal.

    I wonder what they did to Picard :eek: !
     
  15. Guy Gardener

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    I've assumed it was a set of Borg hard drives... Bioneural gel packs?

    I wonder if the Federation stole the technology off the Borg, or the Borg stole it off the Federation?

    Parallel development?
     
  16. teacake

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    Except the Borg don't develop. I'm sure some race had the gel packs long before the Federation and the Borg assimilated it and added it to their organic tech repertoire.
     

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