Trek comic caption contest #4: States of Undress

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  1. Ryan Thomas Riddle

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    Carol: Just because you're drawn by Curt Swan doesn't mean you can rip your shirt off and become Superman!
    Kirk: Well, you sure as hell ain't no Lois Lane!
     
  2. Christopher

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    Well, that's interesting. I just tracked down that panel of Kirk and Carol in the original comic, and Kirk actually is saying "Watch me!" there, which is just what I had him say in my caption. Maybe I subconsciously remembered it, or maybe Swan drew Kirk's pose and expression so well that you can tell (along with the voice bubble only big enough for a couple of words) what he's saying.
     
  3. Happy Xmas (War Is Over)

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    If Deranged Nast , SicOne, and Christopher dont mind:
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  4. Deranged Nasat

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    ^ :lol: :guffaw:

    I can't speak for the others, but I don't mind at all. :)
     
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    Oi! Just because our limbs are turning black due to some alien disease and we had to be quarantined, it doesn't mean you have to nick our clothes!
     
  6. Happy Xmas (War Is Over)

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    Dude! Point that thing the other way!!!!!
     
  7. SicOne

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    Heh heh, that's not bad! ;)
     
  8. Christopher

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  9. JonnyQuest037

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    Carol Marcus: "All right! The strip-o-gram for my birthday is here!"

    James T. Kirk: "HELLLLOOOO, ladies!!"

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    Picard: "...What's this webcam doing in my bed?"

    Intercom: "This week on: 'Captains Gone Wild!!'"

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    Orion Slave Girl: "I've been telling you ever since Starfleet Academy, Kirk -- I'm NOT Gaila!!"

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    All: "Best. Shore Leave. EVER."
     
  10. Rat Boy

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    Carol: "Jim, I'm late."

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    Picard: "Q!"

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    Orion: "That chair isn't canon!"

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    The 23rd Century production of Thunder from Down Under wasn't that big of a hit.
     
  11. Rat Boy

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    Picard: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

    Data's head (under the blanket): "I believe we should consider Don Corleone's offer."
     
  12. Happy Xmas (War Is Over)

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    CAROL: What? Like you've never seen a penis before?

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    INTERCOM What? Like you've never seen a penis before?

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    KIRK: What? Like you've never seen a penis before?

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    What? Like you've never seen a penis before?