Trek comic caption contest #4: States of Undress

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  1. King Daniel Beyond

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    Previously on Star Trek: The Comic Caption Contest...


    And an awesome double win:
    YOU ARE ALL...
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    And now..."States of Undress"

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  2. kkozoriz1

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    Y M C A!
     
  3. Daddy Todd

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    And we have a winner, folks!
     
  4. Christopher

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    CAROL: "I keep telling you, Jim! You can't reprogram the simulator to cheat on a pregnancy test!"
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    INTERCOM: "Captain Picard to the bridge! Emergency!"
    PICARD: "The hell with that! I'm having too much fun bouncing on my new waterbed!"


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    ORION: "Why so surprised? This is the traditional ending for an Orion lap dance!"
    KIRK: "I thought that was just Marta!"

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    ENSEMBLE FOR THE STARFLEET PRODUCTION OF THE FULL MONTY (singing): "Beezoooeeezzz or beezoooain't my baby?"
     
  5. JD

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  7. Happy Xmas (War Is Over)

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  8. JD

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    Ok, am I the only one wondering what the guy on the right is doing?
     
  9. kkozoriz1

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  10. SicOne

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    KIRK: "Sweet jumpin' Jeezus...Kirk to Enterprise, ONE to beam up!"


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    PICARD: "Merde! Pissed the bed again! Gotta watch that Chateau Picard 2343; does it every time... Getting older sucks!"

    COMPUTER: "Captain, excessive moisture sensors indicate that you have pissed the bed yet again. You must watch that Chateau Picard 2343; it does it to you every single time. You're not getting any younger, you know."


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  11. Deranged Nasat

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    Thanks for the win. :)

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    Carol: "Now don't be angry, Jim, but I just spoke to Admiral Nogura, and he complemented me most flirtingly on my dress...Jim, I said don't be angry!"

    Kirk: "Kirk SMASH!!!"


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    "Captain's log, stardate 2844.5. The patented "blankie" technology suggested by Mr. La Forge seems to have been effective. I have remained safe and secure all night, and sensors currently reveal no sign of the boogeyman aboard".
     
  12. Deranged Nasat

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    Orion: "See?! Termites! And you told me, quite specifically, that Mr. Spock's entomology lab was totally secure!"

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  13. Christopher

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    ^Why would there be termites in a lab devoted to word origins? Methinks you meant "entomology," the study of insects.
     
  14. SicOne

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    ^ cue the meaty thwack of a nun's ruler across a recalcitrant student's hands
     
  15. Deranged Nasat

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    :lol: D'oh. Yeah, typo. Never caption while tired or you make silly mistakes like that. I'll edit in a correction.
     
  16. Christopher

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    Second try:

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  17. The Laughing Vulcan

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  18. Thrawn

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    Ok, :lol:
     
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