Trek Comic Caption Contest #3: NOT Delta Vega!

Discussion in 'Trek Literature' started by King Daniel Beyond, Aug 16, 2010.

  1. King Daniel Beyond

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    Last time on the Star Trek Comic Caption Contest...
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    And now...

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  2. The Laughing Vulcan

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    Monster: "Luke Skywalker of nuKirk. I don't care, either way I'm eating your ass!"

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    McCoy: "Biggest... mistake... of my life... Crossing a tribble... with a Mogwai!"

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    Bug Alien 1: "Eat it, or mate with it?"
    Bug Alien 2: "Why can't we do both?"

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    "Get your stinking paws off me, you damn dirty Klingon!"
     
  3. Christopher

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    "Come on! Ripley and Bishop just ran into this cave!"
    "Oh man oh man, I hope the Predators don't show up!"

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    IN SICKBAY...
    "McCoy to quartermaster! Wardrobe emergency!
    "Jim Kirk finally got back at me for tearing his sleeve off at Psi 2000!"

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    MEANWHILE, IN THE LAB OF THE DESIGNER ROBOTS...
    "You've been arrested, offworlder, for crimes against fashion!"
    "Honestly, mister, you look like you're wearing footie pajamas! And those colors, really! Now, how about a double-breasted burgundy jacket, black trousers..."

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    AND IN CORNELIUS'S LAB:
    "You did it! You maniacs! You blew it up! Now, quickly, tell me where to find the Alpha-Omega Bomb so I can blow it up some more!"
    "It's a madhouse! A madhouse!"
     
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  4. ProwlAlpha

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    Hey, you guys want to order a pizza? Or play some checkers?

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    McCoy: Oh my god, oh my god!!!
    Kirk:Bones, what is it?
    McCoy: I just got back from a Justin Bieber concert, the horror, the horror!!!

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  5. Deranged Nasat

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    Insectoid 1: "Aaaah!! Which grub's the queen? Which grub's the queen?!"

    Insectoid 2: "They all look identical!"

    Spock: "Gentlemen, I am very sorry. I was quite unaware that this was the nursery chamber. If you'll kindly...

    Insectoid 1: "Shut up!"

    Queen Grub: "I'm over here! I'm the grub with body segments!!"

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    Klingon: "...and this "hurling faeces" you speak of. An intriguing technique - but is it an honourable attack?"

    Ape: "We've never had any complaints, sir. We think most of our foes were too embarrassed".

    Klingon: "The Empire will update its tactics accordingly".
     
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  6. Deranged Nasat

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    Second batch! :)

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    The goodwill ambassador for the Monstrositrons is brutally kicked in the gonads by the humanoid intruders, who then run.

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    And because they remind me of Shadows:
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    Shadow 1: "Welcome to Z'ha'dum. This is the purple statue of chaos. Of chaos, mind you."

    Spock: "Curious. I do not see the logic in claiming such significance for a mere ornament"

    Shadow 2: "...We picked the wrong guy, didn't we?"
     
  7. Rat Boy

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    Spock Prime: "Quick, into the convenient plot device cave!"

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    McCoy: "So that's why you don't put foil in the microwave."

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    Spock: "I love you, but I hate you."

    Bugs: *Angry bug noises*

    Spock: "Damn, I was hoping that would work again."

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    Klingon: "Oh no, I ain't doing the crossover shit again."

    Spock: "Indeed, we're still trying to get Scooby-Doo's urine stain out of the carpet."
     
  8. SicOne

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  9. SicOne

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    Crap, did it wrong...shows my captions as belonging to RatBoy's. OK, how do I do it right?
     
  10. King Daniel Beyond

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    Edit it, and at the top where it says "
     
  11. ncc71877

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    But, if I tell... (whmper) oh god.

    Thats all I got
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  12. SicOne

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  13. SicOne

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    Spock Prime: "Quickly, Jim; this way! And why are you wearing sneakers on an ice planet?"
    Kirk: (sotto voce) "I just figured it out, Spock...I don't necessarily need to outrun the monster; just YOU!"

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    McCoy: "Crap! I'm a doctor, not an engineer! We need Scotty up here to fix Barbarella's orgasmotron!"
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    Bug #1: "Explanation, please, on why our grubs are unconscious and dripping, you look vastly surprised for a Vulcan, and your zipper is down..."

    Bug #2: "Despite the explanation, we're still going to eat your brains when you're done."

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    Klingon: "You flung feces at Spock but not at me. Explain to me why you are dishonorably discriminating against Klingons in this manner!"

    Ape: "Well, you see, it looks to me like you've already had a pile hit your forehead; figured Cornelius over there just beat me to it...look, he's tossing another batch at your warriors now!"

    Klingon: "This is just bad convention make-up! Today is a good day to die!"

    Ape: "You wouldn't hit an ape with glasses, wouldja?"
     
  14. SicOne

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    There we are; much better.
     
  15. milo bloom

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  16. captain crow

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    McCoy: The horror. The horror.

    Chapel, OS: Doctor what's happened?

    McCoy: I just saw "Two Girls, One Cup".