Discussion in 'Star Trek - Original Series' started by RobertScorpio, Aug 7, 2009.
heavily until he soiled himself.
A firm believer in recycling,
Kirk was not. He'd rather
crack open as many bottles
of beer over his head
as he could while singing
over the sound of burning
marshmelons on a hickory branch
Kirk found in a decayed
bag of stale bagels. They
had insisted on camping at
Crystal Lake where Jason Voorhees
, maskless, went around trying to
tell everybody he was sane.
He got mad whenever someone
A redshirt mysteriously died afterwards
. He hated seeing redshirts die!!
It made insurance premiums skyrocket.
The "Good Hands People" tried
to get Kirk to adopt
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