Discussion in 'Star Trek - Original Series' started by RobertScorpio, Aug 7, 2009.
detect innuendo, since he makes
it a point to be
as obtuse as humanly possible.
A Kirk family trait since
Sir Francis Kirk was knighted
and exposed to be a
magnificently smarmy cad when it
came to ladies. Lady Windybutt
loved to nibble on his
lance, whilst shouting "Huzzah!" But
, deep inside, he longed to
boldy go where no man
had been since Tuesday: behind
the rump of Lady Windybutt,
for a bit of fancy play
and ye olde in-out, in-out.
"Captain, she's too loose!" Scotty
's ancestor warned Sir Kirk. Alas,
the Enterprise began to wallow,
, interrupting Kirl's salacious ancestral reverie.
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