Discussion in 'Star Trek - Original Series' started by RobertScorpio, Aug 7, 2009.
"Do you have ten-pound
balls to hang from the
bulkheads?" Charlie asked. An ensign
walked in and started laughing
at Charlie's misshapen buttocks. He
was involved in an accident
on Thasus as a child
with a giant carnivorous plant
that bit his butt and
impregnated him with spores that
caused him to give birth
every time he sneezed. There
were hundreds of Charlie offspring
in pair of socks he
used when he pleased himself.
Meanwhile, in another alternate universe,
everyone masturbated feverishly while the
opening credits of Fall Guy
played on the Klingon Homeworld.
The scene where Heather Thomas
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