Discussion in 'Star Trek - Original Series' started by RobertScorpio, Aug 7, 2009.
and attacked scow crewmen by
assimilating them into snot blobs.
Kirk, inexperienced in scow command,
jumped into the waste reclaimator
looking for enchilada butts and
galaxy class turds so he
failed to notice the door
to the chamber slide open.
A stray Tellarite sentient snotrag
flew inside the Enterprise, causing
redshirt deaths galore. Scotty tried
long strands of green slimy
gelatinous scotch but they were
getting old for jello shooters.
"Crikey! The bastards have gone
soft on us. Romulan ale
would work better against these
devils. Luckily, there's a bottle
here that'll vaporize those bastards!"
"Grab those glasses and start
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