Discussion in 'Star Trek - Original Series' started by RobertScorpio, Aug 7, 2009.
longer than it took Kirk
to roll his eyes and
grab the tambourine, stuffing it
clean up Pavel's backside. Chekov
boasted that Russians invented sodomy
hundreds of years ago and
with bigger instruments than that.
Kirk them smacked him on
his balalaika and told him
to recite the lyrics of
"Take Me Home, Country Roads"
while standing on one foot.
"Almost heawen, Vest Wirginia," Chekov
sang as he swayed his
body arhythmically on its unstable
left foot. Kirk smiled at
Pavel's nonsensical accent and inability
to carry a tune. His
claim that Russians invented roads
didn't fly too well with
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