Discussion in 'Star Trek - Original Series' started by RobertScorpio, Aug 7, 2009.
space-rocketed in Andromeda since
the Great Fart Famine of
2079 that led to the
Methane Crisis of 2095. Sadly,
no one would know that
, secretly, something sinister was behind
it all. The conspiracy included
several members of the Federation
Council on Gaseous Anomalies and
Nudity Studies as well as
Naymont, Scotty's Ukrainian bride Ludmilla,
and the 1987 Denver Broncos.
But that didn't matter to
Ludmilla, still drunk after honeymooning
in the Outer Hebrides and
eating her fill of haggis
and collard greens, making the
hair on her chest grow.
It blossomed into a thick
thicket of curls that Scotty
Separate names with a comma.