Discussion in 'Star Trek - Original Series' started by RobertScorpio, Aug 7, 2009.
The situation with Kirk was
delicate because he had just
gotten over a severe bout
of gonorrhea, diarrhea, and pyorrhea
linecountjealousitis, He learned that Spock
had been sleeping around with
various dental hygienists and wondered
why they all insisted on
the script girl and was
she actually the dentist?
checked his fillings and noticed
his yeast infection had turned
into full-blown, painful, red
ant infestation. His wooden teeth
had termites in them and
the crickets in his underwear
kept making loud chirping sounds
that disturbed his head lice.
"He's become an entomologist's dream
," remarked Sulu, picking aphids off
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