Discussion in 'Star Trek - Original Series' started by RobertScorpio, Aug 7, 2009.
farts, farts so smelly and
stomach-churning that they made
quick work of Romulan Warbirds
by shutting down their main
things, and backup things too.
Since stink couldn't travel in
the ovaries of the blind
Spacefaring Leech Creatures that populated
most plasma conduits, Scotty decided
that he should take a
look at Black Hitler's nipples.
He was the first person
to do so since the
infamous Nipplegate scandal of 2253.
You remember-- when Richard Nipson
exposed his multiple mammaries to
the vacuum of space and
caused multiple stars to supernova.
Scotty knew this must never
, ever happen again lest the
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