Discussion in 'Star Trek - Original Series' started by RobertScorpio, Aug 7, 2009.
restore good old-fashioned values
and the royalty incomes of
Dr. McCoy and his co-conspirators,
who had decided that they
needed more to retire on
so they all invested in
Junior Samples' Junk Spaceyard over
in the Pickandgrin Sector, where
they aren't ones to go
to the dentist or take
care of their anal warts.
They liked using banjos to
lure unsuspecting starship crews to
crash against rocky asteroids. Unfortunately,
with no asteroids nearby, they
had to settle for large
turds, commonly called "Captain's Logs."
For some unknown reason they
proved even more effective than
photon torpedoes in repelling enemy
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