Discussion in 'Star Trek - Original Series' started by RobertScorpio, Aug 7, 2009.
Scotty turned green and muscular
as his uniform ripped apart.
He roared and Khan meeped
-- no, wait, it was Kang.
And was Kang ever pissed!
Klingon gamma radiation experiments were
a secret in the Empire
and hadn't advanced this far.
But scotch and gamma rays
had been found to mix
with results the Klingons couldn't
handle at all...the Empire forbade the
experiments: it flattened the ridges
on their heads, making them
look like small-eared Ferengi, which
was a profound dishonor to
both them and the Ferengi
Alliance, which traded with the
Klingons gagh for tube grubs.
Though humans in the Federation
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