Discussion in 'Star Trek - Original Series' started by RobertScorpio, Aug 7, 2009.
a rough voice. Then he
tenderly offered to floss Kirk's
newest toupee, which resembled a
tribble on steroids but it
was actually made of seaweed.
"No thanks, Scotty," Kirk said.
"I never wear pink panties."
That comment creeped everyone out,
especially since it came from
one person they'd never expect
to not wear regulation pink.
"To be honest, this WHOLE
episode is daft!" said Scott,
secure; knowing his own knickers
were really a well-disguised kilt
that could protect him from
kicks to the groin, which
was A+D on Kirk's gamepad.
"Intruder alert! Unauthorized presence detected
in your pants! Red Alert!"
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