Discussion in 'Star Trek - Original Series' started by RobertScorpio, Aug 7, 2009.
unconscious into Kyle. Kirk sprang
and spanked Chekov's naked ass
with a Hamburger Helper glove
until he came to. McCoy
walked in to find that
Chekov was suffering from severe
Hamburger Helperitis, a condition caused
by contact with talking gloves.
"Keptin, dere are creamy noodles
in my capillaries," he muttered
as McCoy ran a tricorder
past his fanny. Scotty just
stood there with a grin
recalling his glove-spanked youth.
Back in Aberdeen he was
walloped with a haggis gauntlet
for hours on end while
learning to play the bagpipes.
When he joined the Academy
he couldn't quite explain the
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