Discussion in 'Star Trek - Original Series' started by RobertScorpio, Aug 7, 2009.
"It's reeeal," declared Lt. Sisko
, who was standing behind Kirk
, admiring the captain's superb stewardship
, and hoping that no tribbles
had time-traveled into the
moment Q had arrived. But
Sisko couldn't understand why Kirk
was wearing a rug, so
he lifted up his hairpiece
and underneath was Picard's face.
Sisko screamed and jerked back,
like a startled horny teenager,
running away and flapping his
limbs in random directions while
screaming something about a giant
pustule with facial features. Then
he took off his trousers
as Picard's face began speaking.
"Number One, how did I
end up here?"
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