Discussion in 'Star Trek - Original Series' started by RobertScorpio, Aug 7, 2009.
inside Romulan ear canals was
the only smell that could
top Klingon targ feces. It
was instant death to allow
any unprepared soul to sniff
those pointed auricles of doom,
for their eyeballs would melt
and cause a chain reaction
inside their skulls that would
make them dream of ponies,
starships and Jewel Staite. Their
ideas of sanity are recreated
in Xyrillian holochambers located on
the nutral zone where chocolate
waterfalls lined the corridors leading
to the marshmallow furniture that
guests would sit on to
seal up their butt cracks
with sweet, sugary confectionary material
for the hell of it.
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