Discussion in 'Star Trek - Original Series' started by RobertScorpio, Aug 7, 2009.
in addition to "being incorrect."
Once, during Zero-G training,
parts of Irina's anatomy started
peeking out from under her
specially altered Academy coveralls, causing
massive decompression that resulted in
Chekov's need to change underwear.
He soiled more than fifty
pairs that way, cementing his
reputation as "the Slavic Pooper"
but ironically gaining Irina's attention
because she was a notorious
connoisseuse of foul odors, especially
those coming from human butts.
But not Romulan butts. Because
everyone knew that Romulans were
incapable of making smells from
the food they consumed. Instead,
their odors came from their
ears. And decades-old earwax
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