Discussion in 'Star Trek - Original Series' started by RobertScorpio, Aug 7, 2009.
Upon waking from the delirium
caused by the smell, Scotty
cleaned the sick from his
uniform, belched loudly and let
a long, noisy fart escape
from his hind quarters. It
was reminiscent of the last
time he ate haggis and
and played the bagpipes with
his buttocks...a truly memorable
experience was created in that
performance, a performance so sublime
that few people have tried
to duplicate it ever since.
Kirk suddenly appeared and walked
blindly into a nearby wall,
"Damn! now I'm going to
have to get antique eyeglasses!!!"
Kirk began to critisize Scotty.
"Dammit, Scotty...how many times
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