Discussion in 'Star Trek - Original Series' started by RobertScorpio, Aug 7, 2009.
Kirk allowed his chefs to
make 'outlaw food' on Tuesdays.
This ended up being the
worst mistake ever, when the
mess hall served "10-alarm
Horta Surprise" to visiting migratory
Betelguesians, whose gastrointestinal tracts were
made entirely of toast, a
crispy snack indigenous to the
Terran system and deadly to
mix with Horta Surprise. The
resultant mixture was toxic to
the Betelguesians; they suffered long
bouts of sneezing boston terriers
from their proto-nostrils. "Terriers?*" asked
*Yay, a Boston shout-out!
Scotty. "Iffin' they ain't Scottish
*More like a Boston snout-out!
then they're borgas CRAP!!!" The
Uhura as she passed a
*yeah I adopted a BT last year and she has the sneezlez today.
kidney stone and screamed in
agony, yes, The Uhura, wept
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