Discussion in 'Star Trek - Original Series' started by RobertScorpio, Aug 7, 2009.
must be checked." McCoy proceeded.
"Very well," said Spock. "Bring
him to sickbay." Kirk farted
causing the red alert klaxon
and a few red shirts
to wail loudly. "Crewman Whineyface,"
Spock began, "That is no
way to earn promotion. Try
instead complimenting the flatulence's bouquet,
and he might decide not
to fire you." Kirk burped
and thought he was being
a good impersonator of
normal starship sounds. But he
was not trained for ventriloquism,
and starships rarely belched. Rarely.
In such cases, starships would
set off a chain reaction
resulting in a transdimensional hyperspace
and alternate realities mixing with
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