Discussion in 'Star Trek - Original Series' started by RobertScorpio, Aug 7, 2009.
averse to setting their phasers
on the auto-erotic stun setting.
"I could go for a
tad of autoerotic asphyxiation before
my scheduled interlude with the
network executives. I find it
most pleasurable, at any time."
"Even at the podiatrist?" asked
Sulu, who was thinking of
the first gay pon-farr that
involved transforming robotic alien lifeforms
from mediocre twenty-first century movies.
Sulu smiled. Brokeback Planet loomed
on his vibrating scanner, which
refused to accept aliens except
those with Federation Express cards.
Sulu took the helm. Captain's
Log: I have been....constipated...since
my katra merged with Spock's
"Vulcan Cheese of the Month",
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