Discussion in 'Star Trek - The Original & Animated Series' started by RobertScorpio, Aug 7, 2009.
Tholian Cornbread, which is made
---oddly enough---of Tellarite beans
which hide a terrible secret
so secret that even your
mother should know. She doesn't.
know though and you live
your life full of beans.
Another exoteric 'secret' is that
if you inhale your farts,
you'll discover that the odor
is redolent of Spock's homemade
muffins. "That smell...." said Kirk,
"That mystery perfume that wafts
"through the ship everytime Bones...."
breaks wind and tries to
blame it on the Klingon
Love Slave, that McCoy hides ...
behind his emotionally harmful behavior.
"She's my pygmy love slave,"
interrupted Chekov, tired of being
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