Discussion in 'Star Trek - Original Series' started by RobertScorpio, Aug 7, 2009.
Rand reprogrammed the Transporter to
fill Uhura's quarters with tribbles.
"Not the tribbles again." complained
Chekov, who secretly had hoped
to hide his contraband quadrotriticale
, which was a Russian inwention,
now to find some cats.
"The greatest Russian inwention was
the old mechanical rice-picker.
" "Are you kidding?" asked Sulu
"You can't put anything boneless
in the replicator programs because
the replicator doesn't know if
it's Kentucky Fried Chicken-like Food®."
"Not hungry anyway," said Kirk.
"Last time I ate KFC,
the breasts were green, and
--"Red Alert! Approaching fleet of
Colonel Sanders clones!" "What?" asked
Uhura, "Hide the herbs and
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