Discussion in 'Star Trek - Original Series' started by RobertScorpio, Aug 7, 2009.
a massive tribble in the
"Security! Report to
Mr Spock on the double!"
"What's a double look like?"
Wondered the confused security officers.
"Don't be so literal, redshirts!"
Kirk snapped. "Or I'll kill
you before the planet does!"
"Yes sir." the redshirts said.
Meanwhile, the giant tribble was
on the rampage and heading
for the replicator to replicate
some fuzzy dice for fun.
Exasperated, Kirk shouted "Why can't
everybody behave? I'm running out
of time before my big
bouffant of hair collapses under
the weight of Uhura's buttocks!"
"Weighty? My buttocks? How dare
you mention them! Rand's are
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