Discussion in 'Star Trek - Original Series' started by RobertScorpio, Aug 7, 2009.
an expert in long balling.
"There, there Alexander," soothed Kirk;
"We all have something to
offer women. You're very funny,"
"Funny? Funny how," Alexander objected.
"Women laugh at your incompetence."
said a voice. "Who is
in charge of this ship
and why has he allowed
it to be painted magenta?"
"Because it's my favorite," answered
the Giant Eye of Rigel.
"I would have preferred fuchsia
with mauve accents."
McCoy spluttered -
Sulu, holding a wet paintbrush,
laughed derisively and took a
big swipe at the viewscreen,
splattering Chekov's wig with paint.
Kirk's toupee was also splattered.
which was a vast improvement.
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