Discussion in 'Star Trek - Original Series' started by RobertScorpio, Aug 7, 2009.
Uhura to a safe place
, a padded cell in the
Rigelian Nut Cluster." thought Kirk.
After drinking his lemonade, Kirk
challenged Space Reagan to fight.
Blood trickled down, quite economically
, as Space Reagan prepared to
fire Kirk's ass like an
orangutan on Ceti Alpha steroids.
Uhura, meanwhile was showing her
thighs' power by cracking walnuts,
and nuts of all varieties.
Mr. Spock walked in and
promptly insisted on a duel.
"Choose your weapon," taunted Kirk.
"Numchuks, Captain," Spock taunted back.
Kirk updated his Facebook status
to "bellicose", and took off
running as numchucks whizzed past
his pointy head. Kirk grabbed
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