Discussion in 'Star Trek - Original Series' started by RobertScorpio, Aug 7, 2009.
torpedo tubes, rendering them useless.
"Captain, the spam!" yelled Scotty.
"Yes, Mr. Scott, I can see
the clogs. Fix them, now!"
The Romulan Praetor hissed "Where
are my windshield wipers, fools!?"
"To be installed . . . Tuesday . . . sir,"
fearfully stated a Romulan peon.
"Execute him!" growled the Praetor.
but as the peon was
already gone in the turbolift,
his mocking laughter drifting up
to the bridge, Kirk groaned
"Scotty, are you DONE yet?"
"Ah dinna know whut ye
mean. Have ye gone daft?"
Hollered Scotty as he wedged
a massive piece of radioactive
spam into a torpedo tube
whilst muttering "Borgas Frat"
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