Discussion in 'Star Trek - Original Series' started by RobertScorpio, Aug 7, 2009.
Spock's brain. "BRRRAAAIINNNN!!! BRAIIINNNN!!!!" screamed
two zombie Klingons from across
the Beta Quadrant zombie homeworld.
The Klingon zombies had no
honor, but being TOS Klingons,
their fore brows where mostly
smooth as a baby's behind.
They were an oily lot,
back from gulf swims with
BP executives in luxury bathyspheres.
They wore top hats for
hiding their ears!
Dressed up like million-dollar
strippers minus the titty tassels,
they strutted their decayed carcasses
before hordes of women ready
to put an end to
cheap, cheesy special effects and
worship Mudd, as women should.
First, gather torches and pitchforks
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