Discussion in 'Star Trek - Original Series' started by RobertScorpio, Aug 7, 2009.
"Dear Sir, I write protesting
the shoddy treatment by managment
of hardworking spacefaring captains who
deserve rat-free food and
easy, pretty people to ogle
while on extended shore leave.
"Don't forget good booze!" Bones
added. "We need Saurian brandy!"
"Dancing Orians too!" Sulu shouted.
"And scotch," Scotty cheerfully interjected.
"Female Orions . . ." grumped McCoy. "Hey!"
"And wodka!" Chekov shouted gleefully.
"What about us?" demanded Uhura
and Yeomans Barrows and Tamura.
"Oh, ye'll do!" exclaimed Scotty.
"Write your own damn letters
," Kirk admonished the women sternly.
They fell on him, enraged
and Uhura face-sat Kirk, heavily.
The incident was tweeted galaxy
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