Discussion in 'Star Trek - Original Series' started by RobertScorpio, Aug 7, 2009.
and Scotty panicked, running around
, till Clu Gulager fixed him.
"Reckon that lizard needs some
grub while waiting in line."
"So pop open a can
of Schlitz, mister," Kirk barked.
"Cold-filtered for cold-blooded
bastards who bite off arms!"
said Scotty leveling his phaser
in the repulsive reptillian's direction.
The Gorn, who ate STING,
sang "Every breath you take",
and immediately died. Uhura, crying,
because she wanted an encore,
and The Police's reunion tour
was put on indefinite hold
because the Star Wars band
had lost their mojo. Only
resurrecting Sting would save the
world from evil Uhura's singing.
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