Discussion in 'Star Trek - Original Series' started by RobertScorpio, Aug 7, 2009.
"Does a space-bear poop
in the Mutara Nebula?"
smirked, not unlike a jerk
in a soda shop. "Hey,"
Kirk asked, "want a massage?"
Ten nude Klingons raised their
legs, then cheered. Kirk, shocked,
started to whistle "Dixie." "Jim,
you're from Iowa," huffed McCoy.
Then, Tellarite Joe Cocker arrived,
and he wore a bra.
Tellarite Cocker's moobs began itching,
and he requested some Jergens
but all Mcoy had was
cocoa butter. "Rub this on
Then take two aspirin," he
said, trying to look away.
Suddenly the red alert sounded
and a crew 'Riverdance' ensued.
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