Discussion in 'Star Trek - Original Series' started by RobertScorpio, Aug 7, 2009.
"What kind of starship crew
includes dominatrices, anyway?" pondered Roddenberry.
"And who uses a billy
club?" Commented Yeoman Rand handling
a mace, swinging it wildly.
It slipped from her grasp
conking Roddenberry on the head
, obliterating any good Trek ideas.
Gene L. Coon appeared and
sang the national anthem. He
held the high note for
5 minutes, impressing even Uhura
, as Beyond Antares blared loudly.
Roddenberry awoke. "Not cerebral enough,"
he critiqued, "needs more cowbell."
But the network goons remixed
, pissing Harlan Ellison off greatly
, so Ellison threatened to sue.
It was with sadness that
Lawyer Cogley accepted the suit.
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