Discussion in 'Star Trek - Original Series' started by RobertScorpio, Aug 7, 2009.
accidently irradiated half the ship
causing the Organians to orgasm.
And when noncorporeal lifeforms orgasm
the galaxy becomes very sticky.
Kirk, who was groggy from
brandy and deep facial scratches.
The brandy also made Kirk sleepy,
dopey, and grumpy in ways
you could never even imagine!
"Report!" barked Spock efficiently. "Incoming
damage reports," informed Uhura, unenthusiastically
as she wiped sticky goo
while coming her hair softly.
"Decks 7-11 are totally frakked
with the scent of urine!"
"Chekov! Clean that up!"
Scotty, while draining his
hootch still constructed from lint
and used power relay couplings
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