Discussion in 'Star Trek - Original Series' started by RobertScorpio, Aug 7, 2009.
Uhura drinks coffee every day.
"What I had in mind
was you drink coffee and
I'll drink scotch." Said Scotty
as he opened a bottle
"No! UHURA ->Scotch; SCOTTY ->coffee!"
(sorry; only way to get it within 5 words)
Everybody was so confused about
the contest rules, they decided
to slap anybody that failed
to drink coffee or Scotch.
The first to pass out
was Sulu. He was overwhelmed
by how strong Saurian brandy
smelled. The next to go
and get stone cold drunk
was Uhura. Someone mixed whisky
with warp plasma and made
whisky smoke grenades, intoxicating her
to the point where she
, and the six crewmen nearby
Separate names with a comma.