Discussion in 'Star Trek - Original Series' started by RobertScorpio, Aug 7, 2009.
"I'd rather have cucumber sandwiches.",
said Uhura, "I have to
satisfy my cucumber craving, people!"
(Ha, MJP, we've been reediting, haven't we?)
"I got your cucumber," Riley
boasted, grabbing his crotch heartily.
"That's more like a gherkin
, and your Starfleet profile indicates
a severe erectile dysfunction problem."
Riley, angered, lunged at Uhura,
who was quick to grab
pinking shears, the closest "weapon",
next to her nail clippers.
"Aaaarrrrggghh! " Riley yelled as Uhura
pinked, sheared and then clipped
his uniform, leaving him wearing
nothing but a jock strap
and a rather stylish bowtie.
The head of security walked
in, said, "Nice bowtie, Riley!"
Everyone laughed at Riley's expense.
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