Discussion in 'Star Trek - Original Series' started by RobertScorpio, Aug 7, 2009.
Starfleet Command to meet Admiral
..oops, I've said too much
and should just be quiet
about any Admiral alluded to
in any story about the
work I do on their
receding hairlines when they are
going to contact another planet.
The idea of making First
Contact with the hairdresser race
of the Pantene Nebula was
appealing to Kirk, whose hair
had been seriously thinning since
having survived so many missions
into uncharted space to explore
things so scary that even
the horror novel authors of
Sulu's 'book-club favourites list' wouldn't
compare by a long shot!
"Who even reads anymore," asked
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