Discussion in 'Star Trek - Original Series' started by RobertScorpio, Aug 7, 2009.
to wipe a smudge off
his boot where he had
dripped some chili during dinner.
Chekov found this boring and
danced a hearty jig around
Nomad, who had reassembled himself
, traveled back in time and
filled Captain Kirk's underwear drawer
with vintage Fruit-of-the-Loom boxers and
fiberglass insulation which caused Kirk's
genitals to itch uncontrollaby for
as long as it took
to grab some ointment and
his crotch, rub them together,
and hope that the itching
justified the impotence side effect.
Jock itch had plagued many
captains, and Nomad's special ointment
, used on many Starships, had
significantly reduced the number of
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