TOS Caption Contest #73 - Private Time

Discussion in 'Star Trek - The Original & Animated Series' started by Outpost4, Jan 19, 2008.

  1. cooleddie74

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  2. Rat Boy

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    From the unaired episode, "The Trouble with Ass-Rubbing Clones"

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    *later*

    Scotty: "I gave them a very good home, sir."

    Kirk: "WHERE?!"

    Scotty: "I gave them to the Klingons, sir."

    Kirk: "You gave them to the Klingons?"

    Scotty: "Aye, sir. Before they went into warp, I beamed the whole kit and kaboodle into their engine room... where there'll be plenty of ass-rubbing."
     
  3. cooleddie74

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  4. Alyssa

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  5. Outpost4

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    I wouldn't have thought of this one without yours, Alyssa. :)

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  6. Outpost4

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    I'm going to keep this contest up an extra couple of days. I'll be travelling next week and won't be able to change it over the weekend as usual. Rather than have the next caption contest up for two weeks, we'll go ten days on both this one and the next.


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  7. The Laughing Vulcan

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    Contrary to popular belief, having a bag of cats on the head was quite calming. Unfortunately, McCoy was allergic to cat hair.
     
  8. Sir Rhosis

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    Cyrano (in b. g.): It's a bag of cats, Friend Klingon. You wear them on your head.
     
  9. Outpost4

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  10. Gertch

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  11. Balthier the Great

    Balthier the Great Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    This week's pictures find the crew off duty.

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    You wouldn't believe what a tigress Uhura is in bed!

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    I love a man in uniform *sigh*
    They may be off the clock but it's time for you folks to get to work!


    TOS Caption Contest Pantheon of Winners

    A Beaker Full Of Death (2x)
    Adam Ihle (4x)
    AlphaTrionTJW
    ancient
    Bad Atom (2x)
    Battrekker
    cakes516
    CaptainJon
    Classic Fan
    commodore64
    cooleddie74 (10x)
    cultcross
    DeafPoet
    DrBob (6x)
    DS9Sega (2x) [​IMG] Plus one this time for a total of 3!
    FishDS9
    galleywest (4x)
    Gertch (10x) [​IMG] Plus one this time for a total of 11!
    goldbug
    Guartho
    Haggis and Tatties
    Hambone
    J. Allen (2x)
    jayrath
    Kahloke
    Kegek
    KJM
    Mallory
    MGagen
    Mojochi
    M'Sharak (4x)
    NathanielM (2x)
    Nerys Myk (11x)
    Noname Given
    Outpost4 (12x)
    Quo Vadimus
    Rat Boy (16x)
    Redfern
    SciFi75 (2x)
    scottydog (12x)
    Shatmandu (4x) [​IMG] Plus one this time for a total of 5!
    Sir Rhosis
    SpiderMonkeeDolenz
    T'Bonz (5x)
    terranova
    Tharpdevenport (3x)
    The Castellan
    The Laughing Vulcan (8x)
    The Old Mixer
    The Squire of Gothos (5x)
    The Tone (2x)
    TigerOfDarkness
    Tim M (3x)
    Tristan
    Turbo
    vassa
    Woulfe (2x)

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  12. Outpost4

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  13. Gertch

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  16. Rat Boy

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    Scotty: "Aye, looks like the bag of cats thing is spreading. We've been sitting in this bloody bar for over a week."
     
  17. M'Sharak

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  18. Happy Xmas (War Is Over)

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    Scotty- Drink up Chekov, McCoy just finished and you're next.
     
  19. Outpost4

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    McCoy: I've got trouble in my pants.
     
  20. Son_of_Soong

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    Cant post pics yet, sorry

    *Bar Scene*
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