TOS Caption Contest #73 - Private Time

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  1. Gertch

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    Chapel: "Oh that's what it was Doctor. The bathroom is out of paper."
     
  2. Rat Boy

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    Balok's puppet: "I feel so used."
     
  3. MANT!

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    Chekov "Ahh..Vorker's Paradise Vodka, Much alcohol, much numbness. Now I can forget that night vith Sulu playing 'Tvister'."
     
  4. Rat Boy

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    Chekov was lousy at the "I Never" drinking game.
     
  5. Gil T.Azell

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    No matter how much he drank Chekov could not get rid of the taste of his fisrt BJ


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    McCoy :" nuse why are you wearing three tribbles on your head?"
     
  6. Nerys Myk

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    De made a quick exit before he was caught in Majel's soft focus close up.
     
  7. Nerys Myk

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    SCOTTY- Might be time to call it quits lads. I'm starting to see Klingons with bumps on their heads.
     
  8. Tim

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    SCOTTY: And then I said, "Show me yer tribble, lassie."

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    Doc Don Juan loves, then leaves...
     
  9. battrekker

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    And he was done in one minute!!!
     
  10. scottydog

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    McCoy: "Skunk on head, Olfactory emergency!"
     
  11. Hambone

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    Freeman: OK, my turn. Everyone who's made it with Sulu, take a drink.

    Chekov: Aw, man!

    Scotty: Hurhurhur.

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    Intercom: Dr. McCoy, report to the lab! On the double!

    McCoy: The lab? What is it?

    Intercom: Its a little room where we do experiments...but that's not important right now.

    McCoy: I'm on my way!

    Chapel: Did I leave the iron on...?
     
  12. Shatmandu

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    Scotty, wiggling eyebrows: "Sad tale, lad, but who do ye think gave Uhura the Denebian Crotch Rot?"


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    McCoy: "Just leave the sperm sample on the counter, Spock. C'mon, Nurse."
    Door: "Phhh-Shhhht."
     
  13. Woulfe

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    McCoy : I'll be back in a minute.

    Balok Puppet : That's what you said last time !
     
  14. The Laughing Vulcan

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    Balok Puppet: "I knew I shouldn't have worn the green blusher. He totally ignored me standing against this wall." snif
     
  15. Outpost4

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    Ensign Freeman: I wonder what's happening on the Enterprise, now that Dr. McCoy knows he only has a year to live?

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  16. Nebusj

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    ``Now, laddies, don't go staring, but, on my left there, isn't that Doctor Bashir?''
    ``No, no, I think he's the one behind you on the right.''
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    McCoy hastily leaves before Chapel discovers he glued her hair to the wall.
     
  17. Nerys Myk

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    McCoy exits singing- "From the coonskip cap on the top of ol' Daniel, to the heels of his rawhide shoes..."

    Chapel- "Why does he sing that song when I wear my hair this way?"
     
  18. Jackson_Roykirk

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    Scotty (To Ensign): ...and that's why I made a 'wee pee-pee' in Chekov's drink.


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    ***dialog immediately prior to this scene...***
    McCoy: Damn-it Nurse Chapel, I don't care about you're "needs"...I'm a doctor, not a gigolo.
     
  19. Outpost4

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    Freeman: So, Mr. Chekov, have you figured out yet why there are only men in this bar?


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    McCoy: Sorry, nurse, but I don't have time. I've got to go out drinking with the boys.
     
  20. M'Sharak

    M'Sharak Definitely Herbert. Maybe. Moderator

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    [Chekhov's eyes widen and he does a spit-take. Freeman ends up wearing most of it. Scotty falls out of his chair.]

    FX: Laugh track (including the woman with the annoyingly goofy laugh)

    Korax: (from the bar) I'm sorry... I missed that; could you tell it again... from the beginning?