Discussion in 'Star Trek - Original Series' started by Outpost4, Jan 19, 2008.
Chapel: "Oh that's what it was Doctor. The bathroom is out of paper."
Balok's puppet: "I feel so used."
Chekov "Ahh..Vorker's Paradise Vodka, Much alcohol, much numbness. Now I can forget that night vith Sulu playing 'Tvister'."
Chekov was lousy at the "I Never" drinking game.
No matter how much he drank Chekov could not get rid of the taste of his fisrt BJ
McCoy :" nuse why are you wearing three tribbles on your head?"
De made a quick exit before he was caught in Majel's soft focus close up.
SCOTTY- Might be time to call it quits lads. I'm starting to see Klingons with bumps on their heads.
SCOTTY: And then I said, "Show me yer tribble, lassie."
Doc Don Juan loves, then leaves...
And he was done in one minute!!!
McCoy: "Skunk on head, Olfactory emergency!"
Freeman: OK, my turn. Everyone who's made it with Sulu, take a drink.
Chekov: Aw, man!
Intercom: Dr. McCoy, report to the lab! On the double!
McCoy: The lab? What is it?
Intercom: Its a little room where we do experiments...but that's not important right now.
McCoy: I'm on my way!
Chapel: Did I leave the iron on...?
Scotty, wiggling eyebrows: "Sad tale, lad, but who do ye think gave Uhura the Denebian Crotch Rot?"
McCoy: "Just leave the sperm sample on the counter, Spock. C'mon, Nurse."
McCoy : I'll be back in a minute.
Balok Puppet : That's what you said last time !
Balok Puppet: "I knew I shouldn't have worn the green blusher. He totally ignored me standing against this wall." snif
Ensign Freeman: I wonder what's happening on the Enterprise, now that Dr. McCoy knows he only has a year to live?
``Now, laddies, don't go staring, but, on my left there, isn't that Doctor Bashir?''
``No, no, I think he's the one behind you on the right.''
McCoy hastily leaves before Chapel discovers he glued her hair to the wall.
McCoy exits singing- "From the coonskip cap on the top of ol' Daniel, to the heels of his rawhide shoes..."
Chapel- "Why does he sing that song when I wear my hair this way?"
Scotty (To Ensign): ...and that's why I made a 'wee pee-pee' in Chekov's drink.
***dialog immediately prior to this scene...***
McCoy: Damn-it Nurse Chapel, I don't care about you're "needs"...I'm a doctor, not a gigolo.
Freeman: So, Mr. Chekov, have you figured out yet why there are only men in this bar?
McCoy: Sorry, nurse, but I don't have time. I've got to go out drinking with the boys.
Little-known missing scene from "The Trouble with Tribbles"
[Chekhov's eyes widen and he does a spit-take. Freeman ends up wearing most of it. Scotty falls out of his chair.]
FX: Laugh track (including the woman with the annoyingly goofy laugh)
Korax: (from the bar) I'm sorry... I missed that; could you tell it again... from the beginning?
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