TOS Caption Contest #73 - Private Time

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  1. Outpost4

    Outpost4 Vice Admiral Admiral

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    I don't have to tell any of you how great this caption contest was this week, and not because of my work. I'll let this thread be taken over by baby pictures anytime. :)

    Our regular winners are Gertch and DS9Sega. Congratulations to both of you.

    And a special winner goes out to our prodigal son who scored a hat trick. He created the subject, the picture and the caption. Nice work, Joe.

    This week's pictures find the crew off duty.

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    They may be off the clock but it's time for you folks to get to work!


    TOS Caption Contest Pantheon of Winners

    A Beaker Full Of Death (2x)
    Adam Ihle (4x)
    AlphaTrionTJW
    ancient
    Bad Atom (2x)
    Battrekker
    cakes516
    CaptainJon
    Classic Fan
    commodore64
    cooleddie74 (10x)
    cultcross
    DeafPoet
    DrBob (6x)
    DS9Sega (2x) [​IMG] Plus one this time for a total of 3!
    FishDS9
    galleywest (4x)
    Gertch (10x) [​IMG] Plus one this time for a total of 11!
    goldbug
    Guartho
    Haggis and Tatties
    Hambone
    J. Allen (2x)
    jayrath
    Kahloke
    Kegek
    KJM
    Mallory
    MGagen
    Mojochi
    M'Sharak (4x)
    NathanielM (2x)
    Nerys Myk (11x)
    Noname Given
    Outpost4 (12x)
    Quo Vadimus
    Rat Boy (16x)
    Redfern
    SciFi75 (2x)
    scottydog (12x)
    Shatmandu (4x) [​IMG] Plus one this time for a total of 5!
    Sir Rhosis
    SpiderMonkeeDolenz
    T'Bonz (5x)
    terranova
    Tharpdevenport (3x)
    The Castellan
    The Laughing Vulcan (8x)
    The Old Mixer
    The Squire of Gothos (5x)
    The Tone (2x)
    TigerOfDarkness
    Tim M (3x)
    Tristan
    Turbo
    vassa
    Woulfe (2x)
     
  2. Outpost4

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    Ensign Freeman: So I got to double for the captain with a certain blond headed yeoman, if you know what I mean.



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    McCoy was uncontrollable when Chapel wore her Nancy Crater wig.
     
  3. The Laughing Vulcan

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    Scott: "Drink up lads, it'll be your last chance before we get photoshopped."


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    "Captain's log, stardate 4205.2. During a severe ion storm, Doctor McCoy was accidentally injected with four times the maximum permitted dose of viagra. Security have been trying to apprehend him, but he has been staying one step ahead, rampaging through female crew quarters."



    "Captain's log, supplemental. Lieutenant Sulu has been confined to the brig, after breaking into female crew quarters, donning a wig and waiting for Dr McCoy."
     
  4. Outpost4

    Outpost4 Vice Admiral Admiral

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    Ensign Freeman: Yeah, Sulu's shirt is two sizes too small but it was all I could grab and, hey, I'm now a lieutenant!
     
  5. Outpost4

    Outpost4 Vice Admiral Admiral

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    The Doctor was a slam-bamn-thankyou-nurse kind of lover.
     
  6. Gertch

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    Thanks for a WIN! :)

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    Bones had the unenviable task of telling the Captain his flypaper wallpaper idea had some flaws.
     
  7. Shatmandu

    Shatmandu Vice Admiral Admiral

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    Hey, thanks much for the win. It's been a good month for those.



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    Scotty, thinking: "'Tis easier to teabag a drink while in a kilt, but I managed, aye."



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    McCoy: "Spock's circumcisions are done. I don't care what you do with the foreskins."



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    Chekov: "Aw, jeez."
    Scotty: "You told him the women of that species all have Adam's apples? <snurk>"
     
  8. Woulfe

    Woulfe Commodore Commodore

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    The Star Trek BBS Caption Contest Drinking Game !

    ~ Rules ~

    Take one drink for every funny caption
    Take two drinks for every sexual innunendo caption
    Take three drinks for every non-seqitor caption
    Take four drinks if you've won more then once for your caption, even if it's the same joke you used for past captions
    Take five drinks for photoshopping 60's / 70's afro wigs on everyone and then captioning that on top of it !

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    MyCoy had to exit real fast like when Cristine asked Does this wig make me look fat ? A sure sign that it was THAT time of the month again and he didn't want to be there to witness it again after the LAST time.
     
  9. Shatmandu

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    Chekov: "Spock? Fuck Spock. <takes drink>"
    Stuntman: "Spock's a fuckin' tightass."
    Scotty: "Aye. Ye could sharpen your pencil between the man's buttcheeks."



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    McCoy: "PIE!"



    Cut scene from TOS-R version of "Trouble with Tribbles"

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    Stuntman: "Ended your personal drought, eh?"
    Scotty: "Aye. I made that Tribble squeal like I was Klingon."
    Chekov does spit-take.
    Scotty wipes face. Is irritated, put on edge.
    Scene continues as original.
     
  10. Kegek

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    Scotty: (smirks) Pavel, I think you read the label wrong. That drink isn't made in Russia... it's made from Russians.

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    O, McCoy did not know how her weak heart and slender frame pined and yearned for his sensuous lips and grandoliquent essence.
     
  11. Rat Boy

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    Scotty: "Shhhhh, I'm going to go piss in those Klingons' drinks and see if they notice."


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    McCoy: "You change your hairstyle?"

    Chapel: "It's still regulation, Doctor."

    McCoy: "Wonderful stuff that Romulan ale."
     
  12. The Squire of Gothos

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    Scotty thought it was a great idea to put their drinks on the Klingon's tab, they'd just have to make their exit on time.

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    On his next lap, Chapel tripped up the Doctor.

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    Dammit, does noone realise I'm back? :p
     
  13. Rat Boy

    Rat Boy Vice Admiral Admiral

    How the bar fight really started...

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    Freeman: "I can't stand those Klingons. So loud and obnoxious and...they're right behind us, aren't they?"


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    Chapel (thinking): Should I tell him about the toilet?

    McCoy: "My God! What the hell happened in the toilet?!"


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    Shatmandu: "I'm not sure about these new hospital scrubs."
     
  14. Woulfe

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    Re : My rules for the ST BBS drinking game above -

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    Shatmandu : Does this mean I have to drink a Kegger now ?

    - W -
    * Yup ! *
     
  15. Gil T.Azell

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    Scoty: "Throw them back lads we've got some Klingon Ass to kick!"
     
  16. cooleddie74

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    Scotty couldn't help it. The old 'turbo-lax in the unsuspecting dolt's drink' gag still worked, even after almost three hundred years.


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    "You were AMAZING, Leonard. Even when you called me Spock and chewed my ears."
     
  17. M'Sharak

    M'Sharak Definitely Herbert. Maybe. Moderator

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    Christine wondered when she'd be the next to receive the "afro wig" treatment.


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    Little did she realize that there would be something very different in store for her.
     
  18. cooleddie74

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    Happy Hour on K-7 never ended until the last Russian officer soiled themselves and passed out in a moist, groaning heap on the floor.
     
  19. cooleddie74

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    "...should I have told him I was born with BOTH sets of genitalia?"
     
  20. The Squire of Gothos

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    It wasn't an afro, but it felt right somehow.