TOS Caption Contest #72 - Right Here And Now Girls Talk

Discussion in 'Star Trek - The Original & Animated Series' started by Outpost4, Jan 13, 2008.

  1. Outpost4

    Outpost4 Vice Admiral Admiral

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    Sometimes it is easy to pick the winners for this contest. Other weeks it is tough. This was one of those weeks. Trekkies are very funny people. In the end, these were the top entries to me.


    After many entries, this was the first win for Kegek. Congratulations. :bolian: Your win is long overdue, although you should know I pay no attention to who enters what when I pick the winners, outside of making sure no one person wins both captions. You won simply because yours was the funniest entry. As for scottydog, this is just another notch on his gun.


    This week the crew takes over:

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    Does anybody else hear Elvis Costello in their head when they see the picture of Chapel and Uhura? "Got a loaded imagination being fired by girls talk."



    TOS Caption Contest Pantheon of Winners

    A Beaker Full Of Death (2x)
    Adam Ihle (4x)
    AlphaTrionTJW
    ancient
    Bad Atom (2x)
    Battrekker
    cakes516
    CaptainJon
    Classic Fan
    commodore64
    cooleddie74 (10x)
    cultcross
    DeafPoet
    DrBob (6x)
    DS9Sega (2x)
    FishDS9
    galleywest (4x)
    Gertch (10x)
    goldbug
    Guartho
    Haggis and Tatties
    Hambone
    J. Allen (2x)
    jayrath
    Kahloke
    Kegek [​IMG] First Time Winner!
    KJM
    Mallory
    MGagen
    Mojochi
    M'Sharak (4x)
    NathanielM (2x)
    Nerys Myk (11x)
    Noname Given
    Outpost4 (12x)
    Quo Vadimus
    Rat Boy (16x)
    Redfern
    SciFi75 (2x)
    scottydog (11x) [​IMG] Plus one this time for a total of 12!
    Shatmandu (4x)
    Sir Rhosis
    SpiderMonkeeDolenz
    T'Bonz (5x)
    terranova
    Tharpdevenport (3x)
    The Castellan
    The Laughing Vulcan (8x)
    The Old Mixer
    The Squire of Gothos (5x)
    The Tone (2x)
    TigerOfDarkness
    Tim M (3x)
    Tristan
    Turbo
    vassa
    Woulfe (2x)
     
  2. Outpost4

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    Chekov: Captain, you let yourself get beat by a man in a dress?


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    Don't worry, Doctor. It looks just like a penis, only smaller.
     
  3. Outpost4

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    I suddenly had a cold chill that Shatmandu used the Chapel/Uhura picture. Did he? You guys will let me know if that ever happens, won't you?
     
  4. MANT!

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    And this one is known as the Warp Drive position...
     
  5. jayrath

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  6. scottydog

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    I don't think it's a repeat. Does anyone have any idea what happened to Shatmandu? I just assumed they had internet connections in prison.
     
  7. scottydog

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    Chekov, thinking: "In Russia inflatable dolls have more staying power."
     
  8. Outpost4

    Outpost4 Vice Admiral Admiral

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    Thanks, scottydog, for the heads up.

    Who knows about Joe? His picture account is still active or at least hasn't been deleted. All those old pictures he posted still show up in the TrekBBS archives.

    I prefer to think he got in over his head with a dominatrix. Maybe if Mistress Lucretia ever lets him go, we'll see him again.


    EDIT: I just sent him another PM. I've done that in the past. This time I made sure I attached a read receipt. I'll let you know if it's picked up.
     
  9. Rat Boy

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    Chekov: "Well, do not feel bad, sir. It happens to all of us at one point."

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    Uhura's disturbed and yet slightly aroused by Nurse Chapel's webcam in Spock's shower.
     
  10. scottydog

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    Chapel: "Hey everyone! After two months, she's finally mastered 'hailing frequencies.' In the next month, I'm sure we'll have her saying the word 'open'!"
     
  11. Outpost4

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    Chekov: And I thought you could hold your tequilla!
     
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    Chekov: "You vanted a 12 inch prick and Apollo gave you dat wittle statue? Dat was certwainly nice of eem."
     
  13. M'Sharak

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    Vhat? In Russia, is traditional greeting to breathe fumes of last night's borscht
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    Uhura hadn't quite got the hang of "blue" yet, but she was killing 'em at Doom.
     
  14. scottydog

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  15. cultcross

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    In the furore surrounding her appearance in Nemesis, the fans often forgot Captain Janeway's visit to the Original Series.
     
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    CHEKOV: "Keptin, I have something in my pants dat vill cheer you up."

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    Upon watching a stolen tape of Spock's birth, Uhura began to realize how truly fucked she was going to be in 9 months.

    Thankfully, Nurse Chapel didn't have to worry about such matters.
     
  17. Outpost4

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    Chapel was all too excited at the prospect of trading wigs.
     
  18. Rat Boy

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    Chekov: "Hey, I've been running around with a phaser pointed at my crotch for years and I haven't had any problems."
     
  19. Outpost4

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    ^ :lol:

    Chekov: Well, I'm still well equiped.
     
  20. Rat Boy

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    Can you tell which one of them is a Chargers fan and which one is a Colts fan?