TOS Caption Contest #288: The Caption

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  1. Nerys Myk

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    KIRK: Damn it, Chekov. How could you get us lost in San Francisco?

    CHEKOV: The fog...was unexpected!!!

    KIRK: In San Francisco??????
     
  2. Nerys Myk

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    SECRUITY: Requesting permission to return to the ship,sir

    KIRK: Why?

    SECURITY: Come on!!!!!!
     
  3. Nerys Myk

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    KIRK: I told him not to wear that shirt on a landing party.

    MCCOY: Dammit Jim, it was a gift from his mother!
     
  4. CorporalCaptain

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    McCoy: Okay, Jim, he's coming around.

    Kirk: Men, that was pathetic. You call that target practice? This time, I want to see a tighter pattern!
     
  5. Armored Saint

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    BONES: Right in the butt, Jim?
     
  6. Classic Fan

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  7. Armored Saint

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  8. Finn

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    Kirk: …While you are at it, give him something that would make him laugh. I have a bet with Sulu going on….

    Bones:….
     
  9. Nerys Myk

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    KIRK: You heartless bastard, you know damn well what happens to a Vulcan's pants when he's forced to lie!!!!
     
  10. DrBob

    DrBob Lieutenant Commander Red Shirt

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    Kirk: Can you remember where we parked?
     
  11. tharpdevenport

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    Kirk: "No one? Damnit -- I'm gonna have to remember to tell everybody to remember where we parked, one day..."
     
  12. Armored Saint

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    GENE COON: What the hell Shatner? **Cough** Why didn't you lighten me a cigarillo? **Cough** I didn't smoke a cigarillo since two minutes! **Cough** And where are we going? **Cough**
    KIRK: I'm taking you to a doctor mister Coon!
    GENE COON: **Cough** What? **Cough** Did you speak with John Meredyth Lucas? **Cough** Come one, it's just that goddamned LA smog! **Cough** It's all around us!

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    KIRK: No, no! My lifetime partner and friend, gone, taken away in the wink of an eye. O, Fortune, why do you mock me?
    DIRECTOR (os): What the--? Bu-eh. Bill Shatner is improvising lines again!
    BONES: I'm going to get the man to the sickbay. Who will help me?
    KIRK: This is not a world I want to live in! It is an angry world.
    DIRECTOR (os): Dammit!
     
  13. Avro Arrow

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    Kirk: Don't worry, gentlemen, it's just an Amazon drone carrying my latest order.

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    Kirk: WHY WOULD AN AMAZON DRONE CARRY AN EXPLOSIVE PAYLOAD?!?
     
  14. Armored Saint

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    NIMOY: What is Bill looking at to be that upset?
    KELLEY: The news...Burger King plans to buy Tim Horton.
    YARNALL: Pfff, Canadian drama.
     
  15. Jonas Grumby

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    Spock: "Run faster, Jim! Or I'll give you the branding iron again!"
    *Ssssssss*
    Kirk: "Yeowwww!"
     
  16. Avro Arrow

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  17. LeadHead

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    Kirk: Was that LeadHead?
    Spock: No, Captain. I have not seen any sign of him.
    McCoy: Hey, there's a guy over there holding up a sign that says: "Sorry for the delays, hoping to start a new contest over the weekend."
     
  18. Nerys Myk

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    KIRK: "Surrender Dorothy"? Who's "Dorothy"?
     
  19. LeadHead

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