TOS Caption Contest #286: Amok Caption

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  1. T'Girl

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    Kirk (to audience): "I've met some cold bitches in my time, but this is ridiculous.

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  2. Mr. Laser Beam

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    Kirk: It's that pesky Tommy Westphall again...
     
  3. Nerys Myk

    Nerys Myk The Real Me Premium Member

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    A second after Kirk said "It will be a cold day on Vulcan when I fight my First Officer to the death!"
     
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  4. Armored Saint

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    Trelane, we already forbade you to put living beings into a snow globe.
     
  5. HarryM

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    Chapel: Mr. Spock, are you sure you don't want some of my plomeek soup?
    Spock: <groans>
    Chapel: (angry) I worked on that soup for hours! Sulu even helped me, I didn't have any fa'lar root so he gave me something he called 'Beauregard Special Extract', he was sure it was a good substitute, but he was very secretive about how he extracted it. He knows alot about plants, you know. Mr. Spock? Sulu has some more ready out in the corridor.
    Spock: <groans louder>
    (Chapel leaves)
    Sulu: (offscreen) Dammit!
     
  6. T'Girl

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    Kirk: "Global warming my ass."
    T'Pring: "It isn't global warming, it's CLIMATE CHANGE dammit."
    Stonn: "The bitches be funny when they try bein' smart."

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  7. LeadHead

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