TOS Caption Contest #286: Amok Caption

Discussion in 'Star Trek - The Original & Animated Series' started by LeadHead, May 18, 2014.

  1. LeadHead

    LeadHead Director of Comedy Premium Member

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    Hello everyone, time for a new contest!


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    First up to the plate, we have the "Make it Spock's problem" Award, going to:

    Next, we have the "Guess who's in danger?" Award, going to:

    Next, we have the "What could possibly go wrong?" Award, going to:

    Next, we have the "Wile E. Kellowitz" Award, going to:

    Next, we have the "Hope he whispered that..." Award, going to:

    So any great photoshops this time around! So tough to choose! The best I could do is whittle it down to 3 winners!



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    Congrats to our winners and many thanks to all who participated!

    And now, lets caption "Amok Time!"

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    Enjoy!
     
  2. LeadHead

    LeadHead Director of Comedy Premium Member

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    Kirk: You're in big trouble, Mister Spock.

    Uhura: (whispering) Be Careful Spock, that pouty face means he's really mad!


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    Kirk: How dare you, Spock?! You beat my high score in Pong!

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    Audience: Wow, this is creepy.

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    Kirk: Bones, do you think the guy behind us looks like that Decius from the Romulan Bird of Prey?

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    T'Pring: HE stole the cookies from the cookie jar!

    Kirk: Emergency Beam out!
     
  3. Mr. Adventure

    Mr. Adventure Admiral Admiral

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    "Really, Spock? Fish in the microwave again? You do realize we have a replicator, right?"


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    "Spock, I'm sorry, I'll never laugh at your decorating skills again."
     
  4. Jonas Grumby

    Jonas Grumby Vice Admiral Admiral

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    TFTW, LeadHead!

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    Kirk (whispering): "Psst! Hey, Bones! Check out this big, goofy-looking doofus behind me!"
    McCoy: "Did you forget about the ears, Jim?"
    Kirk: "...Oops!"


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    T'Pring: "Him, Father! He is the one who keeps trying to get me to go to the 'submarine races' with him!"
     
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  5. Armored Saint

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    MARTEL: Yes mister Theiss, Shatner talked against your work.

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    CHAPEL: Come one Spock, do you think it's really bother me that you called me Mom and Amanda during the act?
     
  6. Maurice

    Maurice Vice Admiral Admiral

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    Thanks for the nod!

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    UHURA: "Boom chicka bow bow..."
    SPOCK: Shut up, Lieutenant.


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    KIRK: Don't worry Spock. It happens to every little spaceman now and then.
    SPOCK: You mean, you've...
    KIRK: I said little spaceman.


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    CHAPEL: So, the carpet DOES match the drapes!


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    KIRK: Get your hand off my ass, Bones.
    BONES: That's Stonn, and it's not his hand.


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    T'PRING: He said I couldn't get pregnant the first time!
     
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  7. Jonas Grumby

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    Spock: "Zzzzzz..."
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  8. AgentCoop

    AgentCoop Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    Kirk:...and he leaps tall buildings in a single bound and he wears a cool cape and he stands like this and he's awesome!

    Spock: Fascinating...

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    Kirk: Look, Spock, I understand the difficulty you're having with this whole Pon Farr thing, but this search history is shocking even by outer space standards.
     
  9. Duncan MacLeod

    Duncan MacLeod Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    I know that this is not part of the contest, but I just had to drop it in here.



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  10. Nerys Myk

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    KIRK:Well?

    SPOCK: I'm sorry I yelled at Nurse Chapel.

    KIRK: And?

    SPOCK: I'm sorry I threw soup at her.

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    SPOCK: But I don't want to go to school!

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    KIRK: She's dumping Spock for this guy?

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    TPRING: He is the baby's father!!!

    KIRK: Come on, the "Kirk has banged every alien chick" thing is a total exaggeration!!!
     
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  11. Smellincoffee

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    Chapel: Go, get thee hence, for I will not away.
    What’s here? a cup, clos’d in my true love’s hand?
    Poison, I see, hath been his timeless end.
    O churl! drunk all, and left no friendly drop
    To help me after!
    Spock, muffled: Vulcans do not get drunk .Vulcans do not..get...hangovers.
    Oh, god.

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    Kirk: Trial by combat? I can take T'pring.
    McCoy: I don't think you'll be fighting the girl, Jim.


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    T'pring: CAPTAIN KIRK! I CHOOSE YOU!
    (cue Pokemon fight music)
    McCoy, OS: Watch out for Spock's "Slash", Jim!
     
  12. Armored Saint

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  14. T'Girl

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    Kirk: "I know the whole pon farr thing has you going Spock, but could you stop jacking off until I'm out of the room?"

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    Kirk: "I always wear a condom, it can't be mine."

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  15. Jonas Grumby

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  16. Armored Saint

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  17. Noname Given

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  18. huskers57

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    Kirk - "Come on Bones.. sing along..."

    Well, they'll Stonn ya when you're trying to be so good
    They'll Stonn ya just a-like they said they would
    They'll Stonn ya when you're tryin' to go home
    Then they'll Stonn ya when you're there all alone

    But I would not feel so all alone
    Everybody must get Stonn'd!

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  19. Armored Saint

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